Talking Starbucks Cup is a Genius
Posted on October 19, 2007 - Filed Under Nonsense |
I love coffee! And now, I love the talking coffee cup that thinks I’m a hippie! So for some fun on Friday, tell The Oracle of Starbucks what your favorite drink from Starbucks is and he will tell you all about yourself. If I wander into a Starbucks I pretty much always get a grande soy latte and below is what my drink says about me…I’d type more but I need to get the REI rock climbing wall before they close. Namaste.
Behold the Oracle’s wisdom:
Personality type: Hippie
In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you’re so intelligent and well-informed; it’s actually because you’re a sucker. You’ve dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks grande soy latte should be forced to eat a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger.
Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they’re herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities
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